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The Doclopedia #2,484
Updates For…: Stuff You Need: Paranormal Investigator
1: “The New Complete Guide To The Paranormal”, now available for e-readers, tablets and smart phones.
This now includes access to several Discord servers and a database including 300 libraries and 130 museums.
2: 20 megapixel, all weather, digital still/motion camera with instazoom, Rocksteady motion compensator and “all light” capability.
We suggest you upgrade to the 100 megapixel model, which comes in a MilSpec case, works underwater and has 250 gigs of memory.
3: Orange Computers Opad 4 tablet with satellite linking and ParaNetwork interface.
Make sure you are updated to the Opad 6 with the Julius OS. We also strongly urge having it blessed by at least two representitives of two different religions.
4: At least two cell phones with fully charged batteries.
One phone per person, plus one extra is now suggested. All blessed by several holypeople.
5: Handheld psi wave detector.
The new Yates/Gilbert model GB3 is the best you can get and is lighter and smaller than anything else on the market.
6: Specimen collection kits for ectoplasm, ET and cryptid samples.
Always carry extra of these, because you always need more than you think you will.
7: Mark 7 Spengler-Stantz ghost traps.
A great all around trap, which has stood the test of time, but many prefer the new J. Holtzmann line of “Ecto Asskickers.”
8: Anti-Cryptid personal spray. (still in beta testing)
We rate the new Anti-Cryptid sprays as…
Mammalian: Very Good
Reptilian: Good
Invertebrate: Fair
Avian: Poor
9: Good quality comfortable running shoes.
Preferably waterproof and fireproof.
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