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The Doclopedia #2,485
Updates For…: Stuff You Need: Pulp Adventurer
1: Gadgets, lots and lots of gadgets hidden all over your person. Probably not good to think about what might happen if you get in an accident and they all go off at once.
To help prevent accidental release of dangerous devices/chemicals we suggest looking at the new line of vests, belts, pants and backpacks from Savage Industries.
2: A team of buddies who will drop everything to chase bad guys all over the world with you. Naturally, none of them can be married.
Things change, as they should. Feel free to include women and people of other ethnicities, if they fit your requirments.
3: Cool methods of transportation, including, but not limited to: Big fast cars, small fast cars, boats & ships of all sizes, airplanes, autogyros, airships, motorcycles, submarines, personal locomotives and jet packs.
Due to some very unfortunate incidents, we can no longer recommend jet packs, rocket powered roller skates, or backpack helicopters.
4: Money. Like, lots and lots of money. Sources could include Aztec, Mayan or Inca gold, lost pirate treasure, an unknown diamond mine, a warehouse full of gangster loot or a lost gold mine.
Not much change here, except that we do suggest diversification in your wealth assets.
5: A totally cool headquarters and/or a hidden laboratory. The cool HQ should be right in the heart of a major city, but the hidden lab can be way to hell out in the boondocks.
Recent examples of cool HQ include under the main library in NYC, on Alcatraz Island, in an old movie studio in Hollywood, and right on Lakeshore Drive in Chicago.
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