The Happy Sappy Maybe Slappy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Groovy Vacation

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Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: Wigrado’s Tomb

If you have reached the 5th Level Of Blessed Enlightenment, you should go to Wigrado’s Tomb on the First Feast Day of Spring. Take only what your best servant can carry. Take NO slaves. You are advised to take some Wax of Poison Relief, because there are many Uskira, Milms, and Buvidi in the area.

Any offering for Wigrado must be of a vegetable nature, lest he become meat enraged and curse you.

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