…it’s in the back
The Doclopedia #3,203
Important Notes: About The Haunted House
“As per your request, we have assembled the notes transmitted by the last three investigating groups. We hope they are helpful.”
1: Knock before you open the front or back doors.
2: Whistling softly seems to calm the invisible spirit in the dining room. The visible spirits there will ignore you.
3: The rear hallway is not as long as it looks
4: The stairway to the second floor gets colder as you go up. Running up is suggested.
5: Do not interrupt the double murder in the master bedroom.
6: There may be a fiery ghost in the attic, but this is not a sure thing.
7: The basement connects with Hell. Yes, the real Hell where Satan rules. Avoid the basement.
8: Be out of the house by dark or you are in for a VERY long night.
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