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The Doclopedia #3,209

Strange Bandanas: The Superman One

I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one

This is one of several superhero bandanas I own, and it’s power is totally a Superman thing. See, while wearing it, if I take off my glasses, nobody recognizes me as Doc Cross. Until I give them a name, they don’t know who the hell I am. Nothing changes about me except the fact that I’m not wearing glasses. It’s actually a pretty funny and sometimes useful power

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