What’s Behind Door #3: A Year’s Supply Of Butt Wax!
Congratulations, Maxine, you’ve won a year’s supply of Butt Wax! Large or small, this will shine up them all. You’ll never leave home with an unwaxed butt again. Another fine product from Johnson & Wang, makers of Nipple Polish and Dick Tape.
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