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The Doclopedia #3,313

I Told You So!: At Home

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Brutus, the cat who thought he knew everything. Those drugs wearing off? Feeling a bit lighter? Yeah, that’s right. They’re gone! I told you that Mom was taking you to the vet to cut off your balls, but you told me I was crazy. You said Mom would never do that to you. Well, welcome to the No More Nuts Club, you dumb tabby. She had mine removed, she had both of the dogs de-nutted, so what the hell made you think you were special? Now take another nap and try not to cry like a kitten when you wake up.”

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