Why Must You Be Like That?

…no, really, what the fuck?

The Doclopedia #3,315

I Told You So!: In The Laboratory

“What did I tell you, Hans? I said that the blue serum was for our volunteers and the green serum was for the American and British prisoners! But you, you verdammter schwachkopf, mixed them up! Now outside, 3 Americans and 4 Brits are tearing through our troops like a tank through a tissue paper wall. Meanwhile, our best handpicked volunteers are stumbling around like a bunch of drunken fools while they devolve into cavemen! When the top brass gets here, I will shoot you myself and tell them you were a traitor and…AARRGGHH! They threw a flaming car into the lab! My notes and records!“

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