Odd Happenings In The Old Outhouse

...do NOT go in there The Doclopedia #3,441 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Amazon She really is an Amazon warrior. Her powers are real. But here's the deal: She was kicked off the Amazon island because when she was younger, she was a total bitch. Nobody liked her, so her mom took away her powers and … Continue reading Odd Happenings In The Old Outhouse →

Horace The Sheep

...a cautionary tale The Doclopedia #3,440 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Supreme Sorcerer Dude He's Merlin! He's like 1,600 years old and he just changes his body every century or so. If you get him drunk, he starts talking about Arthur and Camelot and all that. I mean, he's powerful and shit, but also kind of … Continue reading Horace The Sheep →

The Winslow Boys Lose A Bundle

...they bet on the wrong team The Doclopedia #3,439 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Girl Squirrel You want to know what happens when a radioactive human woman bites a female squirrel? This chick happens! She's mostly human now, but still has the climbing ability and speed of a squirrel. She can also communicate with nearby squirrels, … Continue reading The Winslow Boys Lose A Bundle →

Mexican Jennie Throws A Party

...or a riot...it was hard to tell The Doclopedia #3,438 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Big Green Guy He was born with the power to assume the form of a huge green troll, because his birth mother was a shapeshifted troll that had a good heart and loved humans. Her son does have some anger management … Continue reading Mexican Jennie Throws A Party →

The Story Of My Younger Years

...not suitable reading for humans The Doclopedia #3,437 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Bat Guy On Earth 300-F, he started being a vigilante because he was married to a woman his domineering parents chose for him. He just wanted to get out of the house and work off his anger, so he figured beating the shit … Continue reading The Story Of My Younger Years →