The Story Of My Younger Years

…not suitable reading for humans

The Doclopedia #3,437

Alt. Superhero Origins: The Bat Guy

On Earth 300-F, he started being a vigilante because he was married to a woman his domineering parents chose for him. He just wanted to get out of the house and work off his anger, so he figured beating the shit out of criminals would be good therapy. So far, it’s working out well, because crime is at a 20 year low. His wife thinks he’s with a mistress, and she doesn’t care.

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