...co-starring her pet gopher, Mr. Pembroke So this afternoon, less than 3 minutes from pulling into work and going home, I'm at a stoplight in the bigass company van when some dickwit rearends it. He hit pretty hard, about 2 seconds after I had stopped. I'm ok, the van is slightly damaged, but his car … Continue reading The Stupidly Funny, Yet Kind Of Annoying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hopping Vampire →