The Stupidly Funny, Yet Kind Of Annoying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hopping Vampire

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…co-starring her pet gopher, Mr. Pembroke

So this afternoon, less than 3 minutes from pulling into work and going home, I’m at a stoplight in the bigass company van when some dickwit rearends it. He hit pretty hard, about 2 seconds after I had stopped. I’m ok, the van is slightly damaged, but his car was totaled. We exchanged information, which took awhile since writing in English was not his strong suit. Then, he tried to blame ME for stopping at the light. I’d have gotten pissed off, but was too busy laughing at him. Then I explaned about how rear end hits are ALWAYS the rearenders fault, here in California at least. He seemed a bit dismayed to learn that.

Now, tomorrow, I have to go to work early, get some paperwork, go to the nearby clinic to have them make sure I’m not injured, then fill out an assload of paperwork (on top of the assload I filled out today) and THEN I can go to work. *SIGH*

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262 thoughts on “The Stupidly Funny, Yet Kind Of Annoying, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hopping Vampire”

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