...at least it smells great . My Wild & Misspent Youth: The Cop Car Story . Ok, my little forest friends, at long last, I present… Once upon a time, in the early 1980’s… A beautiful Young Pre-Med Student needed money to attend a prestigious university that she had gained admittance to. She did not … Continue reading Attack Of The Lemon Verbena →

...9:00 on saturday mornings. In color! My Wild & Misspent Youth: Sleeping With Beasts (The following is only a portion of an epic 8 day hitchhiking/camping trip that my cousin and I undertook around Labor Day, 1972. I shall tell the other parts over the course of these postings.) We got into San Diego about … Continue reading The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger →

...no doubt, they are already in a monster manual somewhere . My Wild & Misspent Youth: Spontaneous vacation . Sometime in the late 1970’s… Noon, Sunday, her apartment: “I’d better head home now. You’ve got to study for tomorrow’s finals and I need to go feed the zoo crew.” “Yeah”, she said, “I’ve got two … Continue reading Big Blue Chickens With Swords →

...now available online . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Meeting In My Brain . Transcript of the meeting held on March 15, 1979 at 1:30:23 pm Common Sense: Ok, guys, settle down. A meeting has been called to discuss… Penis: PUSSY!!!!!! Primitive Brain: Mongo like pussy. Mongo want pussy. Penis: You betcha, big guy! … Continue reading Fungus & Mold Quarterly →

...set entirely within the country of Lithuania . My Wild & Misspent Youth: A Wild Ride . Ok, so, where I grew up, way out in the sticks near Loma Rica, California, we had a pretty good sized hill behind our house. About 2.5 miles, straight line, from our house at it’s base to the … Continue reading The Mostly Sad, Yet Kind Of Odd, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Drunken Skunk →