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...he was okay The Doclopedia #3,388 Zombies 101: Slow/Smart Zombies Now, these deadoids are just as slow and stumbling as the regular ones. If you run at a decent trot, they'll never catch you. The problem is that they're smart enough to think ahead and figure out ways to make up for being slow. I … Continue reading A Quick Check In On Murgy →

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