The Bigger Than Life, But Still Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Crazy Hot Dog Machine

…co-starring her older sister, Partly Puce Paloma

The Doclopedia #3,389

Zombies 101: Fast/Smart Zombies

These motherfuckers are the ones to watch out for. They can run and think. If they get the slightest edge on you, you’re fucked. These are the type that took out those 30 Marines over in Collinsville last year. Christ, they’ve even figured out that if they put on coats and hats, they can get closer to you before you know they’re zombies. The one good thing about them is that they can’t work well together for very long before they start tearing each other apart. If you can stay holed up safe when they attack, within about 2 hours they’ll lose their shit and pretty soon, half of them will be in pieces. Then, you’ll have a much better chance of survival.

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