Doc Tempest VS The Batman

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…from the January 1970 issue

Here, my friends, for your possible amusement, are the complete lyrics to the “Food For Dogs” song that I sing to The Girls every time I feed them.

Food For Dogs (words and music by Doc Cross)

(spoken dramatically) “Who wants FOOOOOOOOD FOOOORRRRR DOOOOOGGGGSSSSSS?”

“It’s food for dogs!”
“Not hogs”
“or frogs”
“on logs!”
“It’s food for dog-dog-dogga-dog-dogs”
“Dog-dog-dogga-dogga-dogs-dogs”
“Dog-dog-dogga-dogga-dog-dog-dogs!”

“It’s food for Daisy”
“Who isn’t crazy!”
“It’s food for Winker”
“My little stinker!”

“It’s food for dog-dog-dog-dog-DOGS!”
“It’s FOOD FOR DOGS!”

Note: The last line is sung in a very low bass.

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6 thoughts on “Doc Tempest VS The Batman”

    1. They come running into the kitchen before I even finish “Who wants…”
      By the time I’m done with the song, they are both positively aquiver:)

    1. Be careful, lest you get Rowan walking around singing “It’s FOOD FOR DOGS”, too. Then you’d have to explain the whole thing to teachers, friends, etc:)

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