The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer

...mind you, I know very few worms who farm . The Doclopedia #1,633 Me And My...: Hippo . Why yes, that is a hippopotamus. She's my pal, Tina. I rescued her as a newborn baby in the Okavango Delta 5 years ago. Her mother was killed by a rogue bull about 5 minutes after giving … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer →

The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island

...they just sort of casually roam around The Doclopedia #1,199 Critter Avengers Choice: Sasha: “Cat Chasin' Bitches” by Titanium Dog This is the latest CD on Barkly Records from Titanium Dog, the hard rocking supergroup that formed after T.C. Growler and LeeLee McCanus left the Beasty Bitches to join former Dawg Sabbath guitarist Poochie Dane … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Ambling Abalone Of Potawango Island →

Tacos For Everybody!

...while supply lasts, which won't be long The Songs That Start With The Same Letter Meme Brought to you by the letter "L", as given to me by joshbrown "Locomotive Breath" (Jethro Tull) "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" (The Beatles) "Living In The Plastic Age" (The Buggles) "Lucky Ball & Chain" (They Might Be … Continue reading Tacos For Everybody! →

Doc Tempest VS The Batman

...from the January 1970 issue Here, my friends, for your possible amusement, are the complete lyrics to the "Food For Dogs" song that I sing to The Girls every time I feed them. Food For Dogs (words and music by Doc Cross) (spoken dramatically) "Who wants FOOOOOOOOD FOOOORRRRR DOOOOOGGGGSSSSSS?" "It's food for dogs!" "Not hogs" … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Batman →

Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier

...and I reckon I do all of the above as I age Birthday Update Went to the Indian buffet for lunch. Good food and I partook of it robustly. May explode soon. Gifted myself with a couple of used CD's (Tom Waits Closing Time and The Ramones Ramonesmania)from Dimple Records. Wrassled with the girls and … Continue reading Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier →