…#1 is “that moon landin’ was fake, right?”
Return From CatCon2: Road Report
(NOTE: The following is all fictional.)
My oh my, is it ever refreshing and stress free to snooze in a comfy bed while your artificially intelligent bus drives like a bat outta hell down the interstate. Right now, I’m drinking my tea and writing this about 20 minutes before we are scheduled to stop for a doggie walk and some gas. Grace is still snoozing.
After the stop, I’ll take over driving and Data can just scan for cops. Our newly revised schedule has is rolling into Sacramento about 10:30 tonight. WooHoo!
Destination Sign reading when I woke up: Cimmeria
Destination Sign reading now: Stately Wayne Manor
The Dociverse Blog 
Buzz Aldrin was awesome!
But I think your statement should actually be #2 or #3, with #1 being “The moon landing was fake, you’re a coward and a liar!”
That punk deserved more than a right jab and Buzz was right on target. He warned the guy off (apparently a couple of times before the one the video shows). Self-defense. Beautiful.