My Grandson, The Time Dude

...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude →

Sunlight On Blonde Hair

...and green eyes The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 8, Part 1, In which we see more garden gnomes than is probably mentally healthy, pick up a hitchhiker, take yet another walk in the woods and have a very terrifying moment. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We left Fargo around 9:00 this … Continue reading Sunlight On Blonde Hair →

The 31 Things You Should Never Say To An Astronaut

...#1 is "that moon landin' was fake, right?" Return From CatCon2: Road Report (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) My oh my, is it ever refreshing and stress free to snooze in a comfy bed while your artificially intelligent bus drives like a bat outta hell down the interstate. Right now, I'm drinking my tea … Continue reading The 31 Things You Should Never Say To An Astronaut →