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The Doclopedia #196

Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Spirit In The Anvil

Let’s face it, in the cartoon universe, there are lots and lots of anvils. Anvils are the number one item to drop on an unsuspecting nitwit, ranking far ahead of the number two item, pianos. No matter what size your target is, be it blue whale or paramecium, there is an anvil of just the right size.

And then there is that one regular sized anvil that is haunted by the spirit of some poor schmuck that got konked by it. That spirit can cause the anvil to do all sorts of things. For example…

It can cause the anvil to freeze in mid-air and be completely immovable until the target is far away and the anvil dropper is standing under it trying to figure out what the heck happened. At that point, it drops and konks the would be konker.

It can cause the anvil to fly through the air, chasing whoever the spirit wants to konk.

It can make the anvil too heavy to lift.

Or, it can make the anvil float into the sky while the person holding it screams in terror. At about 10,000 feet, it goes back to its normal weight. Note that the anvil always lands on the person who was holding it.

It can cause the anvil to multiply by a factor of 300, thereby causing a rain of anvils. That is never a good thing.

The Spirit of the Anvil may have other powers, but you’d have to be an idiot to go investigating that. Fortunately, the cartoon universe has no shortage of idiots.