…they hum operatic arias at night
We end Lawmen Week with the cuddliest cop of them all.
The Doclopedia #212
Lawmen: Detective Ted E. Bear
At the Butte Valley Day Care & Pre-School, Ted E. Bear is the cop who gets the scum off of the street. Dolly hookers, action figure gangs, rowdy wind up robots or stuffed toy mobsters, Detective Bear is on their asses like poop on a diaper. He’s tough, dedicated and quick with a pop gun. Sure, he doesn’t always play by the rules and his boss, Captain Fuzzyduck, gives him a hard time, but he gets the job done.
Detective Bear stands 18″ tall and weighs 2 pounds. His fur is dark brown and has a few spit stains. One of his eyes is brown and the other is a black button. He lives behind the big toy box in a space he shares with his girlfriend, Princess Bear. His favorite drink is Pedialyte on the rocks.
AFTER THE CHANGE CAME
A Day For Not Moving Around Much
I was powerfully hung over on Sunday. Grace was gone on some errands most of the day, so I just lay in bed pretending to be a dying man. By about 2:00 pm, I could think about food without getting woozily. By 5:00 pm, I was ready for a hearty meal of crackers, water and more water.
Yes, I know I could have called in a Healer or even a properly bespelled Mage, but I’m old school and think we need to pay for our sins…especially the sin of drinking too fucking much.
A Night For Travel And Diplomacy
The last couple of days have mostly seen me just hanging out at home doing the gentleman farmer thing with the help of my gnomish brothers and sisters. I’ve done some online gaming and chatting, too.
Tonight, I leave by Wizard Portal (my third favorite way to travel) for some sort of very secret Wizard hosted negotiations with people or beings that I’ve never met before. Two other Speakers, Miss Wei and Mr. Livingstone, will be there as well. If I’m allowed to, I’ll give a report on all this later.
And there are only 17 days left to the official start of Con season!
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