…you’ve gotta be tough to milk those heifers!
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The Doclopedia #293
Technobabble: We Haz It!: Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet
The Psychotronic Transmutator Helmet looks very much like an old fashioned top hat that has been festooned with dials, wires, small radar dishes and a few blinking lights. When worn by somebody who has been trained in how to use it, it can be used to turn ordinary materials into gold. Unfortunately, it also tends to cause madness and/or stinky feet for the user. In a few extreme cases, the damned thing just cooks the user’s head. The best plan for using this device is to carefully set all of the parameters, adjust the controls with great care, position the substance to be transmuted exactly 4.75 feet fron the device, then get some clueless boob to wear it for you.
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