…posted in 2025
Therapist: Finish this sentence: “I’m…”
Yoyo: Batman.
Duke: Iron Man. (and he snapped his fingers)
Blue: Too sexy for my shirt.
Me: A hot rockin’ daddy in the USA.
Grindy: still standing.
Sunny: a bitch.
Annie: going down to Rosedale.
Grace: on fire.
Therapist: Okay, I walked right into that one.
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Sunny, a first year teacher at the local NHT school, and Grindy, a Designated Auntie at the same school, have the next two weeks off.
Therapist: So, what is it like teaching at an NHT school?
Sunny: It’s great, although since we mature more quickly than humans, on average, the kindergartners that come in on the first day are about at the 10 year old stage by the year’s end.
Therapist: Oh wow! What are second years like?
Sunny: Pre-teen through about 19, so it’s emo time.
Grindy: And that last half-semester of speed learning makes everyone hella grumpy.
Therapist: I could not do your jobs
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Today was a male only session.
Therapist: So, do any of you harbor any what might be considered dark secrets.
Me: *snerk*
Blue: hahaha
Duke: Hahahaha
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA!
All four of us, for about 5 minutes: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me, after: Oh shit, my ribs hurt!
Yoyo: I nearly fainted.
Blue: Damn!
Duke: I think you got your answer, doctor.
Jeeves: A soothing drink, doctor? And might I suggest you pursue a different topic?
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At the female only session.
Therapist: What do you do when your partner does something that seems not well thought out?
Grace: Call it a day ending in “y”.
Sunny: Sounds about right.
Grindy: No argument here.
Therapist:…
Annie: See, this is why I have several partners of various genders and species on rotation.
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Therapist: What would you want for your last meal?
Me: Ice cream. About 30 pints in assorted flavors.
Grace: Cheesecakes, about 4 of them. Assorted.
Annie: Several assorted fish, filleted and raw.
Yoyo: Dark chocolate covered macadamia nuts and a bowl of seedless grapes.
Duke: Same
Sunny: Same
Grindy: Same
Therapist: Why?
Yoyo: Because chocolate, macadamia nuts, and grapes are all toxic to dogs and fuck it, it’s our last meal.
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