…the radio star needed to avoid paying alimony
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The Doclopedia #1,548
My Evil Twin: Malace K. Rhynnrats (thanks to Mark Schynert)
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Mark Schynert has an evil twin who is evil in a very specific way. You see, Mark handles scheduling games for a game convention, and his evil twin Malace K. Rhynnrats does everything he can to make that job as difficult as possible.
He will send in fake GM requests to run games then later cancel them just before the con, cause GMs to miss the con, mess with Mark’s computer, and a host of other things. Mark is pretty good at spotting most of these annoying sabotages, but Malace keeps on trying. One of these days, Mark is just going to find him and clock him upside the head with a 9 pound bag of dice.
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The Doclopedia #1,549
My Evil Twin: Alphonse Gilberto Rafilio (thanks to Peter Hildreth)
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Alphonse Gilberto Rafilio is a rogue, a cad, a scalawag and a seducer of wealthy women whom he later abandons. He has done this all across North America and Europe. His trail of broken hearts is long and his trail of women that want to kill him is almost as long.
Which is why poor Peter Hildreth, a nice married guy and grandfather, keeps having to calm down angry women who assault him by showing them the one thing that shows the difference between him and Alphonse: The fact that Peter does NOT have a winking fox tattooed on his left breast.
This also explains why peter has taken to not wearing undershirts ans wears shirts with snaps, not buttons.
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