Five Things That Parrots Like

…and not one of them is a fucking cracker
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The Doclopedia #1,744
Most Wanted : Dalpox Walvin

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Description: 4′ tall, 9′ across, light blue with black and yellow streaking, smells of frezent moss. Mouth area is wider than normal for a Uj Kaz.

Wanted For: Treason, illegal mating, absorption of a Oj Pix, defilement of the Leadership Tower

This vile criminal is insane and dangerous. If it approaches you, feel free to blast it.

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The Doclopedia #1,745
Most Wanted : Protectors Of The Galaxy

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Description: There are 5 so called “Protectors of the Galaxy”.

Lulu 7.5: A canine cyborg roughly the size of a rhinoceros. She is armed with a staggering array of weaponry and will not hesitate to use it. Her body is made of a vibranium/adamantium/neutronium alloy and so far has proven indestructible. This cyborg is the leader of the gang and possibly insane.

Flash: A roughly 7 pound male feline. Claims to be Lulu’s brother. Goes into battle in what he calls OctoCat armor. Master of hand to hand combat and ace pilot. Also probably insane.

Tr’Veert: Solonian nanoid. Genius and master engineer. Eco warrior and ant-slaver. Almost unstoppable at infiltration.

Hanarki Aodif: Lexian Psion. Can enter and control minds of most species. Looks human. Rumored to take enemy heads as trophies. Possible a cannibal.

Noot: A Yinderlil. Unlike others of it’s kind, will not hesitate to kill sapients. Noot is also a chemist. Very deadly when in flower phase.

Wanted For: Crimes against the Prolgaran Empire! Our Glorious Empire is 20% smaller because of these vile criminals. A 5 trillion credit reward is offered for their heads.