…those wacky guys in their crazy hats
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Aliens: Grikk
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Grikk (his proper name is Grikkkkkkkikikkkkkakkkikakorrrkakorkik) is a District Leader of the Wrok (proper name: Wrokokaaakakikiokarkarkikokik) species of aliens from the planet Renzeb 4. The Wrok first came to Earth 120,000 years ago and have been living here quite contentedly ever since. They are intrigued by all earthly lifeforms, especially humans, even tho most move at insane speeds and live for such a short time.
The Wrok are a mineral life form and yes, they look like rocks. In fact, they look so much like rocks that no human could ever tell the difference unless they saw them extrude their manipulatory organs or levitate via their psionic powers. Most Wrok are about the size of a large potato, although a few can get twice that size.
Grikk is still young, by Wrok standards, being a mere 600 years old. Still, he has risen up the ranks to become District Leader of the 15th District. His parents are very proud of him. Grikk is known for being intelligent, hard working and full of good ideas.
When he is not on duty, Grikk likes to engage in problem solving mind melds with his friends (roleplaying), absorb a bit of acidic rainwater (get drunk) and enter into a temporary compressive state with female Wrok (fuck).
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My Earliest RPG Characters: Redbeard the Slayer
Fighter/Thief
Strength: +3
Constitution: +3
Dexterity: +2
Intelligence: +1
Wisdom: +1
Charisma: +2
Advantages: Cool Under Pressure, Lots of Friends/Contacts, Patron (Ool the Wizard)
Disadvantages: Hunted (by the Thieves Guild), Hunted (by Shandar Khan the Sorceror), Soft Spot for the Less Fortunate
Powers/Gifts: Incredible Healing (3X normal), High Magic Resistance (+3 vs all magic)
Primary Skills: Melee Combat (Great Axe), Missile Combat (Throwing Knives), Thief Skills
Background: Redbeard (his real name is a closely guarded secret), is a swordsman and thief of some reknown. He lives in a small suite of rooms on the fourth floor of the Purple Unicon, a “pleasure palace” located in the city of Ekarris. Redbeard stands 6’2″ tall, weighs 275 pounds, has long red hair and blue eyes. His primary weapon is a huge double bladed great axe, but he is well skilled in the use of most melee weapons.
Redbeard is quite skilled as a thief…skilled enough that his freelance exploits have earned him the wrath of the Thieves Guild. They have put a hefty price on his head. Now if any of them were brave or skilled enough to collect it…
The High Wizard Ool Mandragar is Redbeard’s primary employer, often sending the “redheaded scalawag” off on missions that would kill anybody without his phenominal healing factor. More than a few of these missions have pitted Redbeard against the mad sorceror Shandar Khan and his League of Wizards.
In his spare time, Readbeard enjoys whores, ale, barroom brawls, fair maidens, Dwarven baseball and women.