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The Doclopedia #2,114
A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Kraken Program
What is the Kraken Program? Why do all the TopCorps want it? Why are the Doomsday Kids sending hackers after it on the net and musclegirls after it on the streets? Are the Chinese after it? What about the Kali Komp AI out of Mumbai? Fuck man, is there anybody not after it?
Whatever, you have a piece of it. Maybe a key. You don’t know, but you need to find somebody you can trust ASAP.
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The Doclopedia #2,115
A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Black Tiara
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Adventure! You’ve sought it all your life and now the King has chosen you to go on an important mission, a mission that could save the world from the Demon Queen of Tar Malevol.
Now, you and your assembled party must seek out the legendary Black Tiara, which holds the Demon Queen’s sole. At least that’s what Elvish legends say.
You’ll be traveling halfway around the world and passing through lands unknown, meeting peoples and creatures that you’ve never dreamed of.
Off now you go, for your King and All That Is Good!