Oh Hell No! The Salad Pixies Are Drunk!

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…they’ve been at the sherry, Martha

The Doclopedia #2,528

You Name It D10 Tables: WTF?

1: Chicken wearing a top hat

2: Transmission from a 1950 pickup
3: Six slick sticks

4: A bowl of cat food

5: Your mom

6: Small bag of thimbles

7: One pink sneaker

8: Three ounces of olive oil

9: Box of dirty underwear

10: A baby’s arm holding an apple

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I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

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