…it will be a hell of a vacation
The Doclopedia #3,140
Very Minor Gods: Ogomo, God Of Finding Keys
“Minor god? Ask some poor frantic person who has been looking for their car keys for 15 minutes how they feel when they find them. They feel pretty damned go, let me tell ya. About then, I’m not such a minor god, am I? Of course, if the person is an asshole who talks shit to others who lose things, I’ll have them find their keys in their pocket or hand, just to knock ’em down a peg or two.”
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