...don't plant tomatoes! The Doclopedia #3,141 Very Minor Gods: Rembuza, God Of Remembering Song Lyrics “Dude, I affect EVERYONE. I mean, the average person remembers a shitload of song lyrics going all the way back to their earliest years. That's my work, right there. Oh, yerah, it can be pretty funny when somebody over 40 … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks to You About False Spring →

...it will be a hell of a vacation The Doclopedia #3,140 Very Minor Gods: Ogomo, God Of Finding Keys “Minor god? Ask some poor frantic person who has been looking for their car keys for 15 minutes how they feel when they find them. They feel pretty damned go, let me tell ya. About then, … Continue reading Diversions, Excursions & Perversions →

...YUM!!! The Doclopedia #3,139 Very Minor Gods: Zelina, Goddess Of Sleeping Pets “Oh, they all look so sweet, lying there so deep in slumber. Look, her little legs are twitching because she's dreaming about running! Just darling, isn't it? And then, while they sleep, you get a chance to relax and remember how much you … Continue reading French Toast And Ice Cream →

...doom, I tell ya! The Doclopedia #3,142 Very Minor Gods: Hookins, Goddess Of Minor Good Luck “Five dollar scratcher wins, getting into your car just ahead of the meter maid tagging you, finding out it's 2 for 1 taco day...that's my doing. Life is rough for humans, so if I can give them that little … Continue reading Bubble Of Doom →

...and he forgets to tell Mary The Doclopedia #3,138 Very Minor Gods: Blattos, God Of Farts “Yeah, yeah, I'm the God of Farts. Laugh it up. Now think about those times you've had discomfort in your guts and a great big fart has come to the rescue. Yeah, then you're thankful for me. Oh, I … Continue reading In This Episode: Bob’s Boss Comes To Dinner →