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The Doclopedia #3,221
My Secret Identity: Mark A Kinney Is…Duncan MacKinnon
Yes, Mark Kinney sometimes disguises himself to look like Duncan MacKinnon, but here’s the really strange part: Duncan MacKinnon disguises himself to look like Mark Kinney. And they do it at the same time!
Yes, you heard that right. There’s never a chance of there being two Marks or two Duncans being seen, nor is there a chance of either being suspiciously missing for any length of time. It’s weird, but it covers their asses pretty well.
So, why do they do it? Beats the hell out of me, especially since, as far as I can determine, they don’t ever interact. Hell, they may not even know each other. Even more puzzling, they are actually very much alike in many ways. Similar jobs, lifestyles, hobbies. It’s just damned odd.