...not walking very straight, mind you. The Doclopedia #3,222 My Secret Identity: Ginie Murphy Is...Vexinvixen When 16 year old Ginie Murphy decided to dress up and become a masked crimefighter, she had not yet chosen a name. Fortunately, about halfway through a fight with some criminal punk. He looked at her and said “Vixen, you … Continue reading I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah! →

...they sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,221 My Secret Identity: Mark A Kinney Is...Duncan MacKinnon Yes, Mark Kinney sometimes disguises himself to look like Duncan MacKinnon, but here's the really strange part: Duncan MacKinnon disguises himself to look like Mark Kinney. And they do it at the same time! Yes, you heard that right. There's never … Continue reading My Life Among The Singing Flowers →

...it gets messy The Doclopedia #3,220 My Secret Identity: Avis Crane Is...Imogen Swensen Why, you may well ask, would a woman in her early 70s dress herself up as a somewhat older woman who speaks with a mild Norwegian accent and seems ever so slightly befuddled by the modern world? Why, to get up to … Continue reading The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies →

...to his grandma's house The Doclopedia #3,219 My Secret Identity: Rosie Cross Kirkland Is...Cosmo Nips Thanks to a superscientific potion, senior citizen & grandmother Rosie Cross Kirkland is able to transform into a 35 year old mob boss named Cosmo Nipolino, AKA Cosmo Nips.But wait! Rosie doesn't want to be a crimelord, she wants to … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Runs Away →