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The Doclopedia #3,238
All You Need Is Glove: The Lifestealer
Welcome, students, to the Museum of Magical Artifacts, Clothing Section. This week, our featured exhibits are gloves. Yes, Miss Castileer, they are just a single glove instead of a pair. Sometimes, one is all you need.
Our first example of that is this rather striking black and red item. Made from the skin of a virgin by some long forgotten necromancer, it is enchanted to drain the life force, all or in part, from any living intelligent being it touches. That life force is then transferred into the wearer, where it heals damage, disease, and poison effects in proportion to the amount of life force stolen. Indeed, Mr. Shognak, it would be highly useful.
Except for the fact that it eventually turns one into a vampire. Oh, not so useful now, is it?
Now then, let’s move on to the next exhibit.
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