...so bad looking The Doclopedia #3,242 All You Need Is Glove: The Influencer So now we come to the final glove of our exhibit, The Influencer. Crafted by a coven of Uxtorilan witches, it was wielded to great effect by Princess, and later Queen, Sashonia Mivorna.Commonly referred to as the “Queen of Peace”, she used … Continue reading Ugly Ants →

...and cousin Albert is a baboon The Doclopedia #3,241 All You Need Is Glove: The Holy Blaster Ah yes, the Holy Blaster of Saint Korgan. He is, so far, the only Orc ever raised to sainthood. He's also the reason why nobody has seen a vampire, lich, or greater mummy in the last two centuries. … Continue reading Messing Around With Magic →

...big ones, with sharp claws The Doclopedia #3,240 All You Need Is Glove: The Mana Battery This glove, which I see some of you recognize, is the Mana Battery. It belonged to Venzida the Most Miraculous, and she was the most powerful wizard of her day, 400 years ago. She was immensely talented, creating dozens … Continue reading Bears Live Here →

...co-starring her favorite teacher, Miss Dockenfuster The Doclopedia #3,239 All You Need Is Glove: A Thieve's Best Friend Yes, students, this glove is a bit hard to look at. It starts out appearing white, but the longer you stare at it, the more difficult it is to focus on. Almost as if it is a … Continue reading The Mostly Funny, But Also Mildly Disturbing, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Monkey In A Clown Suit →

...I'd give it a listen The Doclopedia #3,238 All You Need Is Glove: The Lifestealer Welcome, students, to the Museum of Magical Artifacts, Clothing Section. This week, our featured exhibits are gloves. Yes, Miss Castileer, they are just a single glove instead of a pair. Sometimes, one is all you need. Our first example of … Continue reading Mr. Blue Ska →