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The Doclopedia #3,241
All You Need Is Glove: The Holy Blaster
Ah yes, the Holy Blaster of Saint Korgan. He is, so far, the only Orc ever raised to sainthood. He’s also the reason why nobody has seen a vampire, lich, or greater mummy in the last two centuries.
This glove was bestowed upon him by the Goddess of Life. She made it especially for him after seeing him single handedly take down Prince Zardor, an ancient and very powerful vampire. It is said that upon putting on the glove, he took on a light glow of sunlight that never faded.
And then he set about blasting the Great Undead with rays of purest light and holy willpower. When he died, at age 135, the glove materialized here, with the message that should it be truly needed, a wearer would come for it. So far, we are still waiting for that day to come.
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