The One Day Late,But Still Wildly Wacky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Dogs

…co-starring her pet woodpecker, Wilma

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Cool Gadgets: Zip Tie Necklace

Let’s face it, ladies, sometimes we just need to restrain the guy we just knocked out. Yes, you could look for some rope or bedsheets you could tear up, but why bother? Just wear this wonderful looking necklace and you will always have a very though zip tie to use on that mook. Don’t worry about him breaking free, because he’ll break his wrists before he breaks this necklace. On sale now for only $155.00 each, with several styles to choose from.

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