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The Doclopedia #3,353
Cool Gadgets: Boat Coat
“Yes, yes, 009, it really is a coat that can be turned into a small survival boat for one person. That means you won’t be having any lady friends on it. Now, to activate it, you simple twist this button counterclockwise three full turns, then lay it out after unzipping it then pull this button out. It will inflate and harden within 60 seconds. The inside pocket will have a folding oar for you to use. The coat can remain in boat mode for up to 48 hours.
What? No, 009, it does not come equipped with a mini-bar.”
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