The Blue Pancake Affair

…they were blue, damn it

The Doclopedia #3,354

A Bag Of Many…: Balls

This magical bag is outwardly no larger than a 10 pound flour sack, but from it you can remove balls up to a meter across. Everything from ping pong balls to beach balls might come out, including magical balls like Ball of Fire, Sphere of Negation, and the much feared Dragonball.

Please note that turning the bag upside down does not allows lots of balls to pour out. You must reach in and touch a ball to get it out, and all of them come out at random. Also, please know that the bag will get highly offended and not produce any balls if you refer to it as a “ball sack.”

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