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The Doclopedia #3,410

Bizarre Collections: Poisons From Other Realities


Sir Albertus Quacksly has a machine that allows him to go into other realities for up to 48 hours. While he usually spends most of his time documenting these alternate worlds, he also looks into what poisons they might have. He has collected quite a few, which he displays at Quacksly Hall. They include…

Purple Ear Mushrooms

African Tree Mouse Fat

Oil Of Doomwhale

Radioactive Pear Juice

Hydra Urine

Iocaine Powder

Ground Pazooli Root

Raw Fleems

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