...#1: everything wants to eat you The Doclopedia #3,412 Bizarre Collections: Rare Tin Cans “DUDE! That's my newest can. Spudly's Baked Beans. 1894, Boston. Great condition. It's valued at $675.00! That one next to it is worth more, like, maybe $3,000.000. It's a Thunder Beer can. 1909, out of Buffalo, New York. Probably no more … Continue reading Ten Things You Can Learn From Mice →

...and they are falling down drunk The Doclopedia #3,411 Bizarre Collections: Dragon Scales Wizard Pastafazooli, who lives over in the Changed Earth Timeline, has quite the collection of breast scales from dragons all over the world. At last count, he was up to 2,502. The range in color from stark white to neon green. He … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes Are Back →

...also much poorer The Doclopedia #3,410 Bizarre Collections: Poisons From Other Realities Sir Albertus Quacksly has a machine that allows him to go into other realities for up to 48 hours. While he usually spends most of his time documenting these alternate worlds, he also looks into what poisons they might have. He has collected … Continue reading I’m Just Like Brad Pitt, Only Much Older And Wearing A Fat Suit →

...at a dead run The Doclopedia #3,412 Bizarre Collections: Alien Underwear Xenobiologist Wern Saseplizix amassed this outstanding collection over the course of his 93 years with the Galactic Science Council Alien Studies team. There are over 6,000 individual pieces, ranging from the half inch square Bulon wrap to the 200 foot long, 80 foot wide … Continue reading Vanishing Into The Mist →

...kingdoms paid him to live far away The Doclopedia #3,411 Bizarre Collections: Heads In Jars This extensive collection was started by Dr. Sasha Jane Cross in the summer of 2013, when she acquired the head of Richard Nixon. A few days later, she added the heads of Winston Churchill, Errol Flynn, and Greta Garbo. From … Continue reading Irguk, The Flatulent Giant →