Don’t Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie On The King Of Socks & Trolls

…straight to Hell for that one, Doctor

The Doclopedia #3,527

Insects & Violence: Crazy Julx

I speak truth, human, when I tell you that Julx is insane. He slips into homicidal madness for no reason. When that happens, all in his sight are in deadly danger. His size and strength make him near unstoppable. His mandibles could sever your thigh bone.

Not 3 cycles ago, he went mad while passing through Trevilner and slew 4 Efrox, 6 Bidinim, and a herd of 11 ushka. When the madness passed, he just grabbed half an ushka and ate it as he walked away.

The reason we called you here is because he will soon molt and gain his wings. Once he can fly, he will be much more dangerous. But you, being both a mammal and a human, are a very deadly thing. We wish to pay you any price to kill Crazy Julx, preferably in some discreet manner.

You will? Oh thank you! Now, name your price.

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