Nips Lingori Strikes Again

…mostly, she struck out

The Doclopedia #3,530

Insects & Violence: Flight Of The Grumblebees

Careful, mates! These aren’t regular bees. These are little humanoid bees that like to swarm around us larger folk and grumble and gripe so we can hear it. They ain’t dangerous, but they are an annoying pain in the ass. Fortunately, we’ll be out of their swarming area in a few minutes. Okay, here they come.

“You big idiots stink like shit.”

“Watch where you’re walking, you dumbass wizard!”

“I work all day making this meadow look nice and then you halfwits come along.”

“Do those big boobs get in your way doing things?”

“Holy crap, you’re ugly! Were you born that way?”

“This meadow sucks, and you lot make it worse.”

“Do they call you a halfling because you’re short of is your weenie little?”

“Tell your mom I have the dollar I owe her.”

“Have you always been that fat and bald?”

“Hey, guys, look at this wimpyass barbarian!”

“Monsters! Oh Monsters! Buffet on the hoof right here!”

“Yeah, you little bitches better leave our grove!”

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