...wop a loo bop! The Doclopedia #1,114The Alphabet: X is for…Xorolxee......is an earth-like planet located 300 light years from Earth. It orbits a yellow star slightly (2% larger) than our own and is the fourth planet in a system of 10. Like Earth, it has a large moon and plenty of water (65% of the planetary … Continue reading Teaching Betty To Bop
Don’t Be A Duck!
...wait, what? (Note: This is my first Doclopedia entry for a famous living person. Thank goodness for satire laws. Please don't kill me, Wil.) The Doclopedia #1,113 The Alphabet: W is for… Wil Wheaton... ...in our universe, is an actor, writer and champion of all things geeky. His motto, well known to his millions … Continue reading Don’t Be A Duck!
The Totally Goofy, Yet Still Very Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tweenage Superhero
...co-starring her pet duck, Malcom The Doclopedia #1,112The Alphabet: V is for… Vien Vong... ...is a town on the western shore of Lake Vong, the fourth largest lake in the Nimyang Empire. Indeed, “vien” means “place by” in the Nimyac language. It is an important stopover for both travelers on the Haon River, which both feeds and drains … Continue reading The Totally Goofy, Yet Still Very Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Tweenage Superhero
Doc Tempest VS The Princess Of Death
...from the December, 1955 issue The Doclopedia #1,110The Alphabet: T is for… Trout Pudding......(with or without herring sauce) has been a very popular dessert dish on CatEarth for over 300 years. Basically a vanilla pudding with finely chopped raw trout and a mix of small rodent parts, most humans would find it revolting, but most dogs would … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Princess Of Death
My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
...and my other other dog is a geek and my other other other dog is a robot and my cat is too cool for school. The Doclopedia #1,108The Alphabet: R is for… Royal Robotic Guardians... ...are the official guards of New Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty Queen Victoria. Built by Professor Dahlia Lindell-Phipps, these nine foot tall robots … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
You Can’t Trust A Smiling Demon
...you also can't trust the frowning, laughing, crying, sleeping, thoughtful or amused demons The Doclopedia #1,105 The Alphabet: O is for… Ogres... ...are found in most realities where there is Magic. In about 4 out of 5 of these worlds, ogres are big and ugly and very often not very bright. They tend to be … Continue reading You Can’t Trust A Smiling Demon
Eat More Prunes!
...it's the American thing to do! The Doclopedia #1,103The Alphabet: M is for… Melvin 4......was the final android created by the Mad Scientist known as Doctor Zero (real name: Harold Alan Olmstead). His aim had been to create a killer android that could pass as an ordinary nerd. Melvin 1 had looked the part, but was too … Continue reading Eat More Prunes!
Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
...and now my voles are crying WOOHOO! Doclopedia entries! The Doclopedia #1,102 The Alphabet: L is for… Labrador Deceivers... ...are a very special breed of dog found on Earth 3. They are not used for hunting waterfowl or retrieving anything from the water. Instead, these large and very powerful dogs are used to hunt sasquatch, … Continue reading Creepy Lemurs Bullied My Voles
The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol
...oh, those easily confused Frenchies! LOOK! Right down there! TWO Doclopedia entries! I'M BAAAACK! The Doclopedia #1,099 The Alphabet: I is for… Ig The Pig... ...was the nickname given to Ignacio Perez, a young mutant who lived in Ciudad Juarez. His mutation made him look quite piggish, but it also made him very … Continue reading Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol
GoGo, The Happy Kinkajou, Goes To Venus
...but only for a quick look around Yeah, I know, long time, no post. My writing mojo has fled me, but It's coming back. Hopefully I'll have a new Doclopedia post up soon.
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Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
...admit it, you're smiling now. The Doclopedia #1,098 The Alphabet: H is for… Handy Tool... ...is the Miracle Tool of Our Time! Created right here in the United States of America by the World Renowned Scientist, Professor Joseph Finkler, Handy Tool will replace all of the following tools in Your Toolbox: Hammer! Pliers! Steam … Continue reading Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island
...they climb trees to catch tree chickens The Doclopedia #1,096 The Alphabet: F is for… Fog Monsters... ...are a magical beast that likes to hunt humans and humanoids for food. These creatures are not actually made of fog, but can create it magically so as to hide their presence. The fact that Fog Monsters … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island
The Totally New Yearsy, But Not Even A Little Hungover, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Itsy Bitsy Spaceship
...co-starring her old pal, Really Red Rachel The Doclopedia #1,095 Alt. Television: The X Files In our world, The X Files premiered in September of 1993, ran for 9 years, had a complex & rather confusing alien conspiracy mythology and was a very popular and successful show on the Fox Network. It was heavily inspired … Continue reading The Totally New Yearsy, But Not Even A Little Hungover, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Itsy Bitsy Spaceship
Hey, Kids, It’s 2013 In Review!
...and it's family friendly! The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. How sweet of them! Here's an excerpt: A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 1,200 times in 2013. If it were a cable car, it would take about 20 trips to carry … Continue reading Hey, Kids, It’s 2013 In Review!
How To Clean And Groom Your Yeti
...first off, hire somebody else to do it The Doclopedia #1,094 Alt. Television: The Incredible Hulk In our world, The Incredible Hulk was a successful television series starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno. It departed from the comic books quite a bit, but was still well accepted by fans. It was the very best … Continue reading How To Clean And Groom Your Yeti
My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
...hey, they've got the next three weeks off Ok, I'm way late posting on here, so I've got TWO Doclopedia posts. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #1,092 Alt. Television: Star Trek It is a strange fact that in almost all realities, the television series “Star Trek” is pretty much the same as it is here … Continue reading My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
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Crunchy Nuggets Of Madness
...with raisins! The Doclopedia #1,091 Alt. Television: Doctor Who As far as American television viewing habits go, all Earths are not created equal. Some of them are far better places for a science fiction series. In 1962, a producer and writer at the BBC proposed a series about a time traveler known as “The Doctor”. … Continue reading Crunchy Nuggets Of Madness
The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
...it goes back decades. Partly to restart my writing mojo and partly to update everyone who reads my annual DogCon/CatCon reports, here is what is going on at Casa Cross today. After being on the loose for several weeks, Flash and Lulu are home. The police and FBI dropped them off last night. Harsh warnings … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
