...fuck clowns and fuck their army The Doclopedia #1,254 The Alphabet: I is for… Idiot Girl...who was, in fact, not an idiot. Samiya Bukhari was a Saudi girl born into an old fashioned and hardline Islamic family. Until she was 10 years old, life was pleasant enough, even though she sometimes chafed under the … Continue reading Clown Army Neutralizer
Milk Bullets
... from discontented cows The Doclopedia #1,252 The Alphabet: H is for… Hotel For Monsters...a Japanese anime series following the misadventures of young Hidoke as he attempts to do his job as a room service boy in a creepy old hotel that caters to all manner of monsters. His job is not made any … Continue reading Milk Bullets
Sudden Depth Playoff
...pretty common in whales sports Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,250 The Alphabet: G is for… Gary and the Goats...premiered in September of 1975 as part of the National Broadcasting Company's (NBC) “Comedy Tuesday” lineup. It came on at 8:30 pm, right after “Just Two Guys”. The premise of … Continue reading Sudden Depth Playoff
Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
...especially in heavy poison oak. Trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,248 The Alphabet: F is for… Friendly Cove...a small community that is only friendly so that they can lure in tourists they can then eat! Yep, all 200 people in the town are cannibals. Additionally, nobody in Friendly Cove is under 50 years … Continue reading Naked Is NOT The Best Disguise
A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
...Mmmm, pie The Doclopedia #1,246 The Alphabet: E is for… Elvis Clones... really are clones of the late Elvis Presley. On Earth 2-D, Elvis lived to be 60 years old, dying May 9th, 1995 of complications from a viral infection. Years before, however, Elvis became fascinated by cloning and donated $5,000,000.00 to the University of … Continue reading A Bit Of Light Spanking, Then Some Pie
Trapping The Wild Podcaster
...so you can release them later at a convention The Doclopedia #1,244 The Alphabet: D is for… Disco Detective...was the hero of a series of 10 paperback novels published between 1976 and 1979. The main protagonist was former cop Lance Cutter, who was now a private eye and professional disco dancer. He was aided … Continue reading Trapping The Wild Podcaster
Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
...or non-fainting goats. The Doclopedia #1,242 The Alphabet: C is for… Crab Invasion...of 1966, when millions of large mutant crabs created by atomic bomb testing in the Pacific Ocean came onto the beaches of Australia. Measuring as much as a meter across the shell, these fast moving crustaceans killed and ate over 400 humans and … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Peas, Roman Baths or Fainting Goats
ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
...Hey, that's not water! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,240 The Alphabet: B is for… Beetles & Battles...is the #1 roleplaying game on the Earth 2-C Mars colony. Based upon the 120 year old roleplaying game Dragons & Dungeons, players take the role of 100 pound mutant beetles that … Continue reading ROCKET G-MEN! EPISODE 2: WATERSLIDE DOOM!
Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
...from the August 1953 issue Monday Patreon Backer Shoutout! Carol Robinson, Mark A Schmidt, Loyd Blankenship and Derek Pearcy have all backed this blog. Thank you all! If YOU would like to back me on this blog, and maybe even on a podcast, just go here... https://www.patreon.com/DocCross And now, another go 'round at … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Master Of Murder
Dye Hard
...a little shout out to tie dyers DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which we spend our last day at the con and finish it off with plans for next year. This will be short and sweet, folks, since it is almost 1:00 am and the bus is rocketing across our great country at just under … Continue reading Dye Hard
Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
...8/6/16 And now we are six. Doc, Grace, Silky, Sasha & Daisy Cross are very happy to introduce our newest family member, Mr. Luke Skywalker Cross. Luke is a Basset Hound/Standard Poodle mix, 8 years old and has had a very rough last few months. His owners died, he looks to have been a stray … Continue reading Introducing Luke Skywalker Cross
Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note
...and a rasher of bacon. DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I update this report throughout the day, just to be different. 8:00 am: We started our day with a delicious breakfast at Pancakeville. That place never skimps on the portions. I highly recommend the cheesecake pancakes. 9:00 am: While most of our … Continue reading Chapter 704: In Which Our Hero, Being Without Funds, Cons A Pig Farmer Into Giving Him A Five Pound Note
Radical Lorikeets Angered My Skinks
...you do not want to deal with angry skinks DogCon 9 Day Seven: In which, while we humans eat an expensive dinner prior to yet another party, the critters discuss their day at the con. Sasha: I started the day playing in the live critters only dungeon with Silky, Roxie and Sadie. Sadie: It was … Continue reading Radical Lorikeets Angered My Skinks
In Which I Go From Unpaid Amateur To Money Grubbing Hack
...or whore. Whatever. Good news, faithful readers! You can now support this blog...and possibly a podcast...on Patreon. Go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/DocCross
No Man’s Lamb
...those sheep belong to Little Bo Peep! DogCon 9 Day Six: In which I do a very cursory bit of reportage on my day, with critter commentary. The Summer of Love party last night was great, especially for those of us who actually grew up in the 60's. However, as often happens when one dances … Continue reading No Man’s Lamb
Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
...and they're wearing tuxedos DogCon 9 Day Five: In which we reach Critter City, meet up with lots of friends and prepare to party. Having spent the night less than an hour from Critter City, we all got up late today, around 9:30. After a fairly light breakfast, we got on the road and rolled … Continue reading Hot Damn! It’s The Dancing Elks!
The One Day Late, But Still Shiny New, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Talking Ginko Tree.
...c0-starring her pet mink, Alma DogCon 9 Day Four: In which we visit a bunch of places and then attempt to change history. Our day, which began at 7:00 am, was longer than the actual hours of daylight and was pretty tiring. Because of this, you get the condensed report. Places we visited The … Continue reading The One Day Late, But Still Shiny New, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Talking Ginko Tree.
RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
...of course, you do have to feed them a baby or two DogCon 9 Day Three: In which we do not have the most interesting of days, but still manage to spin off a new timeline or two. It was hot in New Mexico today, averaging 103 most of our way across the state. Our … Continue reading RAISING KOBOLDS FOR FUN AND PROFIT
Fool On The Drill
...sorry, Beatles DogCon 9 Day Two: In which we do all manner of things that busloads of hippies do in the desert. So we woke up around 9 am this morning in Blythe, California, 1968. Blythe not exactly being a hotbed of hippie culture, there were some strange looks when the lot of us, … Continue reading Fool On The Drill
The Real Housewives Of Hobbiton
...they mostly cook and eat Our Dogcon report proceeds. Day One: In which we travel through 1954 California and see many Giant Oranges. At a few minutes before dawn this morning, we drove the bus over to Auburn Boulevard (about a mile from our house), popped back to 1954 (when it was also Highway 49) … Continue reading The Real Housewives Of Hobbiton
Jollyfish
...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
Wobbly Wombats
...wandering willy nilly Hot damn! Check it out, a new regular feature! Weekly New Worlds: Earth 5-A “Talking Jesus Earth” On Earth 5-A, one of the biggest and most bizarre differences is that Jesus Christ, or some entity claiming to be him, pops up frequently to talk to various individuals. The strange thing … Continue reading Wobbly Wombats
Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
...dastardly dills! The Doclopedia # 1,236 The Crazy Game: Variation #196 Number of players: 7 to 16 Uniforms: Berets, tie dye scarves, one black sock Playing field: 157 feet by 271 feet. Must be grass covered and must contain at least one small mound about 7 feet across and 18 inches high at the … Continue reading Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
...they're all wet behind the ears The Doclopedia # 1,235 The Crazy Game: A Brief History This very brief history of the Crazy Game is based upon interviews with 157 individuals of 26 species from 5 continents. Much of the early game is known today solely because animals have a racial memory and, in … Continue reading REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
