...which is pretty much all of them. The Doclopedia #661 Dangerous Animals!: Budgies! “This is station KDOG broadcasting out of Henryville, Nebraska. We've rigged our station to broadcast at 500,000 watts, but we don't know how long it will last. The power keeps the Budgies away from the transmitter tower, but they're all around our … Continue reading My Life Among The Women Who Are Smarter Than I Am
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It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
...who knew that a blender could explode? The Doclopedia #660 Dangerous Animals!: Puppies! From the Republican Party pamphlet “The Puppy Menace”, 1953 “It is exactly this cute, helpless look that allows the Puppy to infiltrate our government, our military, our businesses and even our homes. Americans are kindhearted people and Puppies use this against us. … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Kitchen Is Covered In Daiquiris
Handsome Joe Gets A New House
...with three doggie doors! The Doclopedia #657 Dangerous Animals!: Ducklings! “Alpha Charlie to Base...Alpha Charlie to Base! We've encountered the enemy at coordinates Foxtrot One Niner, near the long pond. Jesus, there must be ten thousand Quackies! Enemy is moving fast, really fast. Estimate twenty percent of our forces got hit by the Cuteness … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New House
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...when purchased in the 20 pound Family Pack The Doclopedia #656 Dangerous Animals!: Kittens! Oh sure, Citizen, a kitten may look cute, but they are very dangerous. Every year, upwards of 5,000 people are killed and eaten by roving prides of kittens! They usually send out one member of the pride, the alpha male, … Continue reading Hot Bloggage! Now Only $5.25 Per Pound
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