...he's a slippery sucker Critter Con 15 Day 1: In which we stop to see Robots Fight, drink from a Giant Orange, walk through a Tin Can Wonderland, check out a Garden Hose of Unusual Size, and go to a show we never thought we'd see again. At just before 8:00 AM, we left home … Continue reading Grab That Squid, Elmer!
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It Was The Kazoos That Pissed Off The Bull
...he was not a music lover Day Two will go up tonight. CritterCon 10 Day One, Part Two After leaving Half Moon Bay, we only had to drive 4 miles down the highway to reach our next roadside attraction, the Wooden Presidents. (Silky: As opposed to just the wooden headed presidents.) Penny … Continue reading It Was The Kazoos That Pissed Off The Bull
The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
...co-starring her pet emu, Walter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which we quickly recap yesterday, drive on a twisty mountain road, view scenic panoramas and watch tourists behave stupidly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Recap of yesterday: I was not feeling 100% ok yesterday. In fact, I … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals
...some of them were even alive CatCon2: The Trip There, Day 1, Part Two (NOTE: The following is all fictional.) Well here we are, 23 hours after I woke up to start this journey, in a KOA Kampground just outside Medusa, Utah. Everyone but me is asleep...and I soon will be. Our drive through Nevada … Continue reading The Old Hospital Was Full Of Cannibals