...except for the moose chasing a sasquatch The Doclopedia #3,341 That Time We Did That Thing: Booked Passage On A Gnomish Airship We had to get out of Kolkaris fast because...of reasons. The fastest way out, a river raft to the sea, wasn't going to be fast enough. But Trevor had heard of a gnomish … Continue reading A Relatively Normal Sunday Drive →

...so easy The Doclopedia #3,340 That Time We Did That Thing: Ran From Saint Olaf's Giant Statue “Oh yeah, it was totally Ravenna's fault. There we were, our flying ship, more like a glorified raft, really, landed in the ruins of an ancient temple. The diety it was built to honor was called Saint Olaf, … Continue reading Simply Turtles →

...near the fatback on the bat rack The Doclopedia #3,339 That Time We Did That Thing: Stood In For Mr. Steed And Mrs Peel Time can sometimes be a strange taskmaster. A great example was the time that my friend Avis and I were hanging out with my family, watching some drone footage of London … Continue reading Flat Black Cat Sack →

...shit was about to get real The Doclopedia #3,338 That Time We Did That Thing: Cleaned The Kraken's Cage Holy crap, was that ever a disgusting job. If Ron and I hadn't been broke flat without a coin between us, we'd have never done it. First of all, you have to get the damned Kraken … Continue reading A Dark Purple Sort Of Day →