...I have no idea The Doclopedia #3,153 What Happened To Polly: She's Now An Ex-Parrot “My parrot? Dear old Polly? Yes, no longer with me, I'm afraid. Oh, no, not dead. No, she was with my friends and I when we rode into the Western Woods in search of Maleen, the Red Witch. Yes, we … Continue reading Airwaves And Aardvarks →

...a surprising number of them The Doclopedia #3,152 What Happened To Polly: Scotty Beamed Her Up “Yeah, dude, we all saw it. Like, the whole TOWN saw it! It was crazy. See, we were there, at graduation, and Polly Morgan was giving her valedictorian speech. You know Polly, right? You met her last year at … Continue reading Dragons I Have Ridden →

...after a month in MombasaThe Doclopedia #3,151 What Happened To Polly: She Adopted A Basset Hound Like many people, Polly thought basset hounds were lazy, not very bright, and low maintenance. So she adopted a 10 week old puppy she named Sugar. Sugar was very very cute.She also, in the first 6 months, ate two … Continue reading Higgins The Honey Badger Comes Home →

...but at the moment, we were scaredThe Doclopedia #3,150 What Happened To Polly: Polly Didn't Want A Cracker She wanted some damned real food, but the not nearly as smart or dangerous as he acted Lord Bassingly only had fucking snack food to offer his supposed captives. She ate the damned crackers and cheese, then … Continue reading Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed →