Dragons I Have Ridden

…a surprising number of them

The Doclopedia #3,152

What Happened To Polly: Scotty Beamed Her Up

“Yeah, dude, we all saw it. Like, the whole TOWN saw it! It was crazy.

See, we were there, at graduation, and Polly Morgan was giving her valedictorian speech. You know Polly, right? You met her last year at our Christmas party. Yeah, tall girl, good looking, smart, and a total Trekkie.

Anyway, she’s just finishing her speech when Captain Kirk and Mr Spock appear right next to her! Yeah, the ones from Star Trek! I’m not shitting you. There are photos of it in the newspaper.

So, her mic was still on, and we all heard Kirk and Spock telling her it was vital that she come with them and she said HELL YEAH! Then Kirk said three to beam up and they got beamed up and everyone lost their shit!

It was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen!”

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