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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
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Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate? Damned pansy Navy wouldn’t take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I’m really good with knots…Cause lawyerin’ be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate! jbru
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl) iamnikchick
Ye’re chief rival be the Dread Pirate delazan
Ye’ll be pursued by Admiral whisper_jeff
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident… kent_allard_jr
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures righteousfist
Number o’ships ye’ll sink and women ye’ll plunder! 326
Chance ye’ll be hanged… or worse.: 68%
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Arrr! Just TRY to catch me, Admiral Jeff! I’ll make ye do the Happy Squid Dance:)

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I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

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